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Pregnant Demotivational Poster


TAGS: pregnant
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - February 19, 2010, 6:18 pm
LOL! 5Ls.
Derek - February 19, 2010, 4:01 pm
Good to see a little opinion from the other side.
Dude 4515 - February 19, 2010, 11:29 am
jmac, you sir, win one internet.
erock - February 19, 2010, 11:20 am
great poster culos!5L for you
R.S.Jake - February 19, 2010, 10:58 am
Amsome! Totally captures the entire experience! I like the epidural one! 5 Stretch-marks!
Jmac0585 - February 19, 2010, 9:37 am
The answer to the last one should be : Define "normal."


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.

Bacon Flavored -

TAGS: men pregnant birth control gumball
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Ism

OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!

THE SINS OF THE MOTHER - You Smoked What When You Were Pregnant With Me?


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.

WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....


PREGNANT BELLY DISPLAYS - No matter how you dress them up, they are never attractive. (or appreciated)

STEVE WAS CONFUSED - But then he realized he was in the delivery room.

FALCON PUNCH - It Solves Teen Pregnancy

INQUISITIVE - If a baby is growing in your belly, then what is growing in your butt?

TAGS: kids blunt pregnant
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - May 10, 2011, 1:34 am
Thanks for the kudos. I agree, while it's funny saying it to a pregnant woman with raging hormones might be a mistake.
dylanklj - May 5, 2011, 2:27 pm
Very true mah boi...
Airman - May 5, 2011, 12:59 pm
LOL! and No, we will not be repeating this out loud

PERIODS - It's a vicious cycle, but hey... At least you're not pregnant

TAGS: period cycle not pregnant
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:34 am
Amen 5 bloated L's

HOOTERS - The Beer's not the only thing that's been tapped...

IF SHE GETS PREGNANT - Then you KNOW she's sleeping around. 625 condoms > Excuse of broken condoms Dump that skank's ass!

TAGS: skank condoms a lot pregnant pregnancy babies
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Link - July 21, 2009, 12:24 am
Say goodbye to any circulation you may have had o.O
Dustin Marthington - December 23, 2008, 1:48 am
laughed... so... hard!
Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 4:47 am
from asian to african with no surgery or body-mod
Johnny - November 11, 2008, 9:36 am
It looks more like a mortar with all 625 on.
RnR - September 12, 2008, 5:18 pm
a few boxes from the supermarket, where else?
anon - September 12, 2008, 5:09 pm
Where the HELL do you get 625 condoms?


TAGS: oops crabs pregnant upset depressed
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by spacedog

SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:23 pm
5L for surprising a laugh out of me

YOUR PREGNANT WIFE - you know what she wants, and she wants it NOW!

TAGS: pregnant ice cream
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by vilnius

CloudchaserS - December 20, 2012, 12:33 am
Needs pickles and tuna for toppings
falloutghoul - December 19, 2012, 9:49 pm
She wants ME!

SECOND PLACE - Don't you just hate it when someone gets there before you?

PREGNANT MAN - Your not a pregnant MAN... if you have a VAGINA

TAGS: pregnant man woman vagina
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

The Goat - January 29, 2010, 5:04 pm
This one would have been funnier if you had done it with the picture of Ah-hold from his movie...
culos - January 29, 2010, 2:04 pm
Mangina? He's a bit thin in the moob region as well.....


TAGS: prision pregnant synonym shock value
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Epic LoL
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:19 am

IRONY IS... - Discovering that the man whose guts you hated and would never sleep with in a million years... was the sperm donor for your child.

TAGS: irony pregnancy sperm angry pregnant
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:50 pm
Meh. I considered the watermark to be a visual indication of a scream, not a site tag. Site tags usually have a name associated with the watermark. I agree with the position! :):)
GreyScorpion - September 9, 2010, 1:30 pm
2 things, this has a site tag watermark in the center, be on the lookout for those, 2. If she had been in that position earlier for the donation, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant....just sayin'


TAGS: uncertainty 12 year old boy pregnant coat hanger
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:11 pm
4 (c)'s

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS - In some cases, they need to be reconsidered.

TAGS: pregnant hooters chick what if i am trying to escape my prego wife thanks alot buzzkill
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 5:59 pm
At least you she puts out! Nice!
frixxxx - January 6, 2010, 5:57 pm
At Least~~ It isn't a guy!!
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 4:15 pm
Just think of it as a giant third boob...like that chick from Kung Pow.
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 4:12 pm
You can have all the pregos at your restaurant, Derek.
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:08 pm
But not this one.

PREGNANCY - When a guy won't stay on his own

TAGS: pregnant
Rating: 2.03/5

More motifakes by CCY

lightswitch rave - July 2, 2008, 4:55 am
She looks like my ex-girlfriend, only about eight years younger. That's kind of creepy.

CULTURE - It runs in the family...

TAGS: pregnant woman baby family
Rating: 2/5

GOOGLE - Teaching your kids to be anorexic and to get pregnant.

TAGS: pregnant google
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by kelly

Jalozyin - July 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Not to mention unfunny. Odd how this got past the mods.
Jalozyin - July 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Definitely fake. 1L

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

TAGS: britney spears smoking pregnant jerk jerks
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by Tereso

Man.. - February 18, 2009, 10:52 am
Isn't this how the movie Idocracy starts?
Valeria - October 24, 2008, 3:57 pm
She´s a stupid.
me - September 24, 2008, 9:30 pm
I just noticed, you can see her nipples through that shirt!
Fubar - May 13, 2008, 12:33 pm
That looks so atractive.....NOT. You wouldn't kiss it with breath like that let alone f*ck it...

PREGNANT BRIDE - Married as a result of community.

Angry pregnant -

RIP SHARON TATE - Your killer has kicked the bucket

TAGS: 26 yrs old 8 months pregnant at the time
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Airman

KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:05 pm
I would lol so hard if Derek repost this with that.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 5:53 pm
And your husband has just been arrested and you're still dead. No good news I'm afraid.

Free Range Hillbillies -

THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.

TAGS: pot pregnant tortoise turtle mother mom birth defects country growing up grow
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Ronski - October 1, 2009, 11:11 pm
Now THAT is a very attractive Tortise.

No Joke?! -

TAGS: april fool pregnant joke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 1:35 pm
Thanks! I joined 5 months after you lol
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 1:34 pm
Oh and don't go getting all UPpity on me now.
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 1:32 pm
500 posters? Makes it seem like you've been around for longer than time itself. Can't wait for the 2nd coming. Congrats!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 1:19 pm
Thanks, dizz! You're a doll ;)
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 1:04 pm
Congratulations, JW!!! That's a major milestone!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!! I've enjoyed your posters and am looking forward to seeing the next 500! Keep cranking them out! HUGS!!!!!!!
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 1:01 pm
Its okay son. It'll be over in a few months-----then you'll REALLY have your hands full!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ^!!!!!!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 12:47 pm
Haha i'll pass ;)
Rick69 - March 7, 2016, 12:39 pm
... How about babies?
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 12:03 pm
This, friends and neighbours, is my 500th poster. Feel free to congratulate me. (I take cash, checks and credit cards)

Power Outage -

TAGS: power outage pregnant sweden
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:53 pm
Population boom, ha! Check Bugtussle, TN, 1994 when the ice storm had power out for five days. Yeppers, all mine.
JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 6:36 pm
21 women got pregnant during that outage. It's a very small town so this was concidered a population boom lmao

Pregnancy -

TAGS: zoo animal news mystery pregnant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:58 pm
LOL! There are times in life when its better to just....keep.....walking.... LUV this! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - November 14, 2015, 9:12 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - November 14, 2015, 3:09 am
Wait What a 5er

Congratulations -

Life Reset Button -

TAGS: life reset button pregnant cheating
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:09 am
Yes, JW. Life needs a reset button. If you find one, let me know? Luv your take on this! Too funny! 5 LOL lions!
RetiredUSNChief - June 13, 2015, 9:03 am
...he produced medical records showing he was born sterile. No child support, no alimony, and booted out of Navy housing since she was no longer married to him. A happy ending happens once in a while.
RetiredUSNChief - June 13, 2015, 8:59 am
It's happened before. Navy wife told her husband she was pregnant. He waited until it was too later for an abortion, then filed for divorce. When she cried in court about how he was abandoning "his" baby...
concern3 - June 13, 2015, 8:47 am
a 5er

That Look -

Bugs -

TAGS: kids download bugs pregnant
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 24, 2015, 7:30 pm
Thanks, guys!
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:53 am
Excellent a 5er
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:51 pm
. . . and viruses! LOL! way too funny!!! 5L!!!!


your skittle -

Congratulations -

Mistakes -

TAGS: pregnant bride
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Ashson

theyuk - October 26, 2015, 8:12 pm
Nope. It is not commonly known, but the gestation period for a first baby is highly variable-in this case, less than two months! Second-or more-babies take nine months.
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2015, 6:29 pm
Shouldn't that dress be scarlet?

Do You Know -